Jodie (Shpritz) Kaplan, Vice President of Media Relations and Branding

My world is ending

All good things must come to an end

You should have eaten that piece of cake because now you can’t

Apocalypse why are you happening now?   I still have so many great PR plans to execute

Nobody will be left, prepare for doom

Shoulda coulda woulda

I hope you enjoyed my little poem in honor of the end of the world.  Not everything has to be about PR.  But if this is a public relations stunt, best one ever!!!!